Saturday 30 October 2010
Thursday 9 September 2010
A ~ Alcohol : The key to surviving
B ~ Beer : The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging
C ~ Class : What you're supposed to get up and go to after a nite of drinkin
D ~ Dancing : A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic or spaz like
E ~ Emergency : Theres no drink left and u got no money
F ~ Fucked Up : Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
G ~ Games : Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers
H ~ Hang-over : Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank
I ~ Idiot : The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party
J ~ Jail : Where you'll end up after trying to stagger home
K ~ Kissing : What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
L ~ Lord : Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol
M ~ Money : That which you no longer have due to buyin alcohol
N ~ Not Again!!! : What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know
O ~ Oh shit!!! : What you say as you're falling down the stairs
P ~ Piss : What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking
Q ~ quilt : What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning- YUCK!
R ~ Reform : What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet
S ~ Sex : What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk
T ~ Ten : The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk (I wish :P)
U ~ Underage : Most of the drinking population
V ~ Vodka : The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hour or less
W ~ WEEEEE : wot u scream once u stand up and realise u cant c a damn thing :P
X ~ X-Ray : How they can see into your stomach before they pump it
Y ~ Yourself : The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end (day is sum cases :P)
Z ~ Zoned : How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking
~ Dnt tell us when you think other gyal's are hot.
~ There is no such thing as too much spendin.
~ This is how we see it... You don't call= You don't care.
~ Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint!
~ We like you to be a lil bit jealous... but too possessive is NOT necessary.
~ Putting things in our bum don't turn us on.
~ Returning favours: We massage-You massage; We go down- You go down; We have- You shave.
~ Foreplay is not an option....its a MUST!
~ We're allowed to be late....your not.
~ Eye contact is a MUST
~ Don't take loger to get ready than we do.
~ Laugh at our jokes.
~ Three words.... Honesty, honesty, honesty!
~ Girls can be groupies. Boiz groupies are stalkers
~ We never have to wonder if ur orgasm was real.
~ Do not start on us... you will not win.
~ Would you like it if a boi treated your sista that way? we didn't tink so.
~ If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
~ We will never have enough clothes or shoe's.
~ We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
~ Open the door for us, no matter where we are.
~ We love surprises.
~ We like to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue!
~ Pay attention to lil things we do, because they mean the most.
~ Clean ur room before we come ova.
~ Always brush your teeth before we come ova.
~ When we use our teeth it means u suck at goign down on us, so we are just returning the favour.
~ Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
~ Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
~ Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight.
~ Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
~ "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
~ If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
~ Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.
~ Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
~ It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
~ Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
~ "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.
~ Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
~ If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
~ Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.
~ You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
~ Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.
~ Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
~ When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.
You may have to write your yes/no answers down on a piece of paper to calculate your score.
1. Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend?
2. Have you ever got off with someone you're not going out with?
3.Do you own a pair of rockports?
4. Do you wear miniskirts/tight jeans?
5. Do you wear things to get noticed, even when you are going out with someone?
6. Do you smoke?
7. Are you commonly grounded?
8. Do you sleep around allot?
9. Have you lost your viginity?
10. Do you always wear heavy makeup?
11. Do you have any adidas/ burbury?
12. Do you stuff your bra/pretend you got a 6pack?
13. Do you have any slag mates?
14. Do you know any one under the age of 16 with a baby?
15. Do you drink regulally?
16. Do you do allnighters?
17. Have you ever been on report at school?
18. Ever been thrown out of the arcades?
19. Have you ever been called a slag/tart/whore?
20. Do you think you're sexy?
21. Ever been arrested?
22. Ever took naked pictures of yourself?
23. Get in a lot of fights?
24. Do you scive regulally?
25. Are you a slag?
fa evry question answered yes=4% so get addin up! xxx
0-10=boring/super geek!
10-20=goody goody.
20-30=someone's being good.
30-40=average.
40-50=getting there...
50-60=on the border.
60-70=you slag.
70-80=SUPERSLAG!!!
80-90=you must be taking lessons!
90-99=you should teach it/slag for life.
100=you should be locked away, you're dangerous!!!
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